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How little sense does it make that demons have to bribe you for your soul, but you have to bribe heaven to keep it?
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(via shooting-white-rabbits)
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Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
(via centurione)
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The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
It looks like Voldemort was holding a spoon like Harry came in when he was making cereal or something
Bam! I can’t stop laughing.
(via hottiesinpurgatory)
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punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
(via thecuriouscaseofkatie)
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This makes me inexplicably happy.
I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.
<3!
(via thecuriouscaseofkatie)
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I once had a spider fall off the ceiling and down my cleavage. I screamed, but I was impressed.
